2019 Magical Read-a-thon OWLs

I saw this too late last year and knew I HAD to partake this year.

So what is it? OWL Exams! You know, the Ordinary Wizarding Levels from Harry Potter. Each subject from Hogwarts has a prompt for a book to read. This was originally started by Book Roast, the original announcement video for the read-a-thon is below:

This is super exciting because she’s not only put together the book prompts you need to read for the subjects, but also what subjects to sit to get specific careers! It’s all incredibly well thought out and beautifully presented.owls-2019-prompts

This time in my head I’m just going to give it a go and see how I do (In my head I want to aim for a Hogwarts Professor, Magizoologist or Curse Breaker!)

The books I’m thinking of reading to fulfil these prompts are below…

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Will you be participating in the read-a-thon? What career are you planning on pursuing?


Sunday Smiles

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My Sunday Smiles

After a long old week of parents evenings, trips and observations… IT’S FINALLY HALF TERM! Hurray!

Avenue Q Last weekend we went to see Avenue Q at Wimbledon. I’ve always wanted to see it and this is the first time it’s been on stage since I’ve been in London. It was brilliant; the staging, the singing, the muppets, the songs, the voice control, everything! It’s going on tour around the UK and I believe there might still be tickets left. If you don’t mind puppet sex and songs about porn, it’s for you!

We kicked off our half term with a Harry Potter Tour bus then seeing Home, I’m Darling. I’ve lived in London a while, and am a HUGE Potterhead, so I’ve seen and done most HP themed stuff. Because of this, I wasn’t going into the tour with huge expectations but was pleasantly surprised as there were a couple of new things I learnt. We started off at St Paul’s, where they filmed the spiral stair cases in the bell tower and destroyed the Millennium Bridge. The tour guide also pointed out lots of London history and trivia as we went around, including the gum artwork on the Millennium Bridge. We then went to the locations for the Ministry of Magic, Gringotts, Leaky Cauldron entrances and finally Platform 9 3/4. It was a lovely mix of Harry Potter, London sight seeing and trivia.

Home I'm Darling. Photograph of Katherine Parkinson, wearing a 1950s floral skirt and an apron, holding a tray with two cocktails We then went to see Home, I’m Darling, a play that was originally in the National Theatre but has been brought back, following a sold-out run, and is currently in the Duke of York’s Theatre, Leicester Square. Judy hates her job so when the company begins to downsize she decides to take voluntary redundancy to be a stay at home wife. With an obsession passion for the 1950’s, she wears vintage 50’s clothing, has everything from the 50’s in her home and a perfect 1950’s housewife. (I adored the dresses and want all of them for myself. I’m about the same size as Katherine Parkinson, right?) Humorous and thought provoking, Home, I’m Darling, encourages the audience to think about the gender divide, what women want and how they might successfully find it

What’s made you smile this week?

Sunday Smiles is a weekly meme created by me at Tumbling into Wonderland Books. It runs every Sunday. Want to find out more or join in the fun? Check out the details here.

Sunday Smiles

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My Sunday Smiles

This week I was meant to be partaking in Bout of Books. It hasn’t gone anywhere near as well as I was hoping. It’s been a very stressful week during which I’ve been falling asleep about 9. I still have today to go so I will do a full update on it tomorrow.

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Despite my draining week, I had a fantastic Saturday. We went to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory themed afternoon tea at One Aldwych. It was absolutely incredibly and I would completely recommend it. You have savory sandwiches to begin with, followed by the scrumptious sweets. My highlights were the chocolate tea, flavoured candyfloss, bacon jam and Cocoa bean financiers. Yum! We didn’t have the cocktail Charlie but it did look incredible.

Afterwards, we went to see The Birthday Party by Harold Pinter. Image result for harold pinter the birthday partyThe only other Pinter play we’ve seen before is No Mans Land and just like that play, we had very little idea what was going on! Ir’s about Stanley Webber who lives in a run down boarding house by the sea, run y Meg and Petey. Two sinister strangers arrive on Stan’s supposed birthday and they all have a party which turns into a nightmare. The play is one that can’t be taken at face value, with pretty much all the characters contradicting themselves throughout. It’s ambiguous as to what ultimately happens to Stan and what truly happens at the party. I bought the script while I was there and fully intend to read in with the hope that I’ll understand it a bit better!

We also went to the LEGO store and made our own people. Can you guess who they are? (They took ages to make!)

What’s made you smile this week?

Sunday Smiles is a weekly meme created by me at Tumbling into Wonderland Books. It runs every Sunday. Want to find out more or join in the fun? Check out the details here.


We’ve figured out that October is a really good time to go on holiday – it’s not too cold, not too expensive, there are less people around, and things are still open! We would love to do the Edinburgh Fringe but it’s always really expensive so the city would have to do!
We spent three days in Edinburgh. We didn’t manage to do everything but, depending on what you want to do, you probably wouldn’t want to spend more than 5 days.

As you’ve probably gathered from my previous posts, I spend a lot of time walking around the cities rather than getting public transport, Edinburgh was no different. The only time we used public transport was to get to the zoo (£1.60 for a single) and the tram from the airport (you can buy a return at the machines). It was super easy which is always a plus.

Edinburgh Castle

Right at the top of the hill, this is pretty hard to miss. It’s really easy to get tickets on the day, we didn’t have to wait for that long. We didn’t get an audio guide, instead we followed a free tour guide, who was brilliant and wore some funky tartan trousers, so we instantly liked him.

There were some really cool things here! The exhibition leading to the Crown Jewels was really good, lots of it was 3D. It told the story of the jewels and the monarchs before you finally saw them. The hall next to it was designed by boat makers, so the roof is made just out of wood and is structured just like a boat. It also has the oldest building in Edinburgh, a chapel, which is still used for weddings today – there was one on while we were there!

The best bit is definitely the firing of the gun at 1pm. You need to get there early to get a good sport – people start lining up from about 12.30.

As it is so high, it is quite windy and some parts are a bit steep, so wear good shoes and wrap up warm. There’s also a whisky shop to help warm you up. You’re treated to some lovely views of Edinburgh though!

Edinburgh Zoo

This was quite possibly my favourite thing of the whole trip! We just had a simply smashing day!

I would strongly recommend booking tickets online in advance as there is a massive queue if you don’t, and you have to book separate (free) tickets to see the pandas, these go really quickly if you haven’t booked in advance.

We were a little disappointed quite a few of the exhibits were closed for refurbishment and the top part of the zoo was closed off (tigers and lions) due to mating season. This was quite disappointing as I love tigers and red pandas. However, there were lots of other things that made up for this!

Edinburgh is the only place in the UK to have pandas and koala’s – and they have a baby koala! We were really lucky to see both! Unsurprisingly, these are both really busy, so we popped back later in the day to see the koalas and were treated to seeing the baby koala (a joey) out!

The other highlights of the day were seeing the penguin parade, where the penguins (by choice) do a walk around the green, and a baby squirrel monkey putting their face up against the glass to look at my camera. It was freaking adorable.

J.K.Rowling Links

J.K.Rowling lives in Edinburgh, and wrote much of Harry Potter there, so there are lots of nods to her all around the city. Our first stop was The Elephant House which is where she wrote a lot of the books. It has a bit on it’s logo saying it’s the birth place of Harry Potter, they have something on their shirts and there’s a frame on the wall inside with a few images and new clippings of her. Other than that, they haven’t gone HP mad, which is lovely to see. The toilets were something of a shock. Fans have write messages EVERYWHERE. Literally. On the frames, mirror, walls, door, hand drier… everywhere. It’s pretty incredible.

Just around the corner is the Greyfriars Kirkyard. In there, you can find the grave of Thomas Riddell and William McGonagall. If you look through the gates, you can see what is now a private school which use to be a school for orphaned children, and is thought to be the inspiration for Hogwarts.

The road along is Victoria Street, which is through to be the inspration for Diagon Alley, with it’s tall and brightly coloured shops. There is an incredible HP shop which reminded me a lot of House of Mina Lima.

Because she won the Edinburgh Award, where her hand prints and name can be found in the City Chambers under the bridge. I don’t think many people knew they were there because we got a lot of odd looks for going there.

We didn’t manage to get to Spoon Cafe, which is another location that she wrote lots of the books. We did have a look around the Writer’s Museum but were disappointed to find that the book had left!


Other things we did…

Greyfriars Bobby – A statue of a little terrier which became famous for spring 14 years guarding the grave of it’s owner until he died. His statue is outside the graveyard, and he has his own grave inside which people place flowers on daily. And someone also placed a stick.

Carlton Hill – Included in the city’s UNESCO World Heritage Site, up here you can find the National Monument and Dugald Stewart Monument. There are beautiful views of the city and Arthur’s Seat.

Scott Monument – Right by Waverly Station, in the centre of the city, this is really hard to miss. It’s the biggest monument for an author in Europe – Sir Walter Scott, author of The Bride of Lammermoor and Ivanhoe.  He also conducted the search that found the hidden Crown Jewles. We didn’t, but you can climb up it to the top.

Museum of Childhood – We heard really good things about this. Unfortunately it was closed for refurbishment!

Holyrood Palace – The official Royal residence in Scotland.  We couldn’t be bothered to go in, but it was pretty to look at.

Writer’s Museum – A huge collection of books, personal items and portraits of Robert Burns (Auld Lang Syne), Robert Louis Stevenson (Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and Treasure Island) and Sir Walter Scott.

Hume Statue – A statue of the philosopher David Hume, with a shiny toe from people rubbing it for good luck or to absorb his knowledge.



We went to so many amazing cafes in Edinburgh! I swear I’ve put on at least a stone over the three days!

Deacon’s House Cafe –  Deacon Brodie was a cabinet maker and Edinburgh city Councillor who had a secret life as a burglar. He inspired the novel The Stange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. This cute and hidden away cafe was a must see. Plus, they sold roiboos tea, I was very happy.

Saint Giles Cafe and Bar – They did amazing rosmary buns. Yum.

Mrs Macintyre’s Coffee House – this was absolutely tiny but beautiful. There was lovely artwork all over the place and people were talking photos from outside. The hot chocolate was delicious.

Boozy Cow – Oh my goodness. This place was amazing. It does meat and drink. The burger was incredible, the chilli cheese fries were delicious and the drink scrummy. Plus it was playing more rock than Hard Rock Cafe, and playing Captain America.

If we were to go again I would love to go up Arthur’s Seat.

Have you been, or like to go, to Edinburgh?

What did you do / would you like to do?

See my other travels, including Paris, Barcelona and Rome, here.


The City of Dreaming Spires

As a house that is obsessed with Tolkien and Harry Potter, Oxford seemed like the perfect location for a house trip. 3 trains and 2 hours later we were in the famous university city, on what we assume may have been graduation day, that or they have very fancy uniforms that include mortar boards.

University Oxford Botanic Gardens.

Founded in 1621, the oldest botanic garden in Britain,  this small but beautiful place was out first stop. It isn’t anywhere near as big as Kew Gardens but is just as beautiful. It has over 8,000 different plant species in it’s gardens and green houses. Lots of people were sitting and relaxing, while people were being punted down the river beside it.

It cost £5 to get into, but offers student discount.

I personally liked the giant lily pads and seeing the pineapple grow.

Bodleian Library

Oh my goodness! This was just incredible and a must see. You can either get an audio guide or a guided tour – I would definitively recommend a guided tour. It is still a working library, so you’re not aloud to take photos inside and you have to be very quiet. Our tour guide was really knowledgeable, telling us about the library, how the books were made and about the filming of the Harry Potter films – both the library and the Divinity School were used for the Library, Hospital wing and for the Yule ball practice dance. It was really interesting to hear about the history of the library and how a lot of it was destroyed due to Edward VI and the reformation. I would love to gush to you about all I learnt but that would completely spoil it for you!

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Bodleian Library Treasury

Opposite the library, inside the Weston Library, is the treasury. This is definitely worth a visit – and it’s free! It displays some amazing collections of work including handwritten letters by Kenneth Grahame and JRR Tolien. We all found the Morse Code letter from the Titanic incredibly interesting. It’s also got a 1217 engrossment of the Magna Carta. Simply incredible. We all walked out stunned.

J.R.R. Tolkien, A letter from Father Christmas

Bridge of Sighs

As this was right outside the Library, we had to all have a quick selfie!


Eagle and Child Pub

How could we not go to Oxford and drink in the same pub as the Inklings? We hunted this narrow, dark pub as our last stop. A frequent meeting place of many famous writers, including Tolkien and C.S.Lewis, we were all eager to go here. I must admit, it was a lovely pub, but I was expecting more mention of the the writers. There’s a few memorabilia above the fire place, and a plaque as you come in, but not much more else. It was still a lovely place to eat – and very yummy.

There are lots of other lovely places in Oxford that we missed, but as it was only a quick day trip we definitely did a lot! Alex was thrilled as he was able to buy 3 classics from the Oxford University Press shop!

Have you been to Oxford before?

What did you enjoy most?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K.Rowling


I did it! All 7 books in 7 days! I never like endings, especially when it’s the ending of my favourite series but at least it’s such a huge part of our society that we can return time and time again.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling

My Favourite Bits

Dudley and Harry shaking hands.

The seven Potters. Especially Fred thinking he’s still better looking and Fleur thinking she’s hideous.

Ron, Hermione and Harry all choosing a different Deathly Hallow that they would want for themselves.

Harry becoming Teddy’s Godfather.

How proud Neville’s Gran is of him.


Bits I Forgot About

The Weasleys dressing the Ghoul in the attack up as Ron and pretending he has spattergroit, a really contagious disease, in case anyone comes looking.

Harry putting a final hat on Dobby and Ron giving him his socks before they bury him.

Going up to the Ravenclaw tower and answering the riddle.

How the Bloody Baron became a ghost.

Professor Trelawney dropping crystal balls on people’s heads.


My Favourite Quotes

“…I suppose that’s why they went for Gran.”

“They what?” said Harry, Ron and Hermione together.

“Yeah,” said Neville, panting a little now, because the passage was climbing so steeply, “well, you can see their thinking. it has worked really well, kidnapping kids to force their relatives to behave, I s’pose it was only a matter of time before they did it the other way round. Thing is,” he face them, and Harry was astonished ot see that he was frinning, “they bit off a bit more than they could chew with Gran. Little old witch living alone, they probably thought they didn’t need to sent anyone particularly powerful. Anyway,” Neville laughed, “Dawlish is still in St Mungo’s and Gran’s on the run.”


The house-elves of Hogwarts swarmed into the Entrance Hall, screaming and waving carving knives and cleavers, and at their head, the locket of Regulus Black bouncing on his chest, was Kreacher, his bullfrog’s voice audible even above this din: “Fight! Fight for my master, defender of house-elves! Fight the Dark Lord, in the name of brave Regulus! Fight!”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K.Rowling


Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)

My Favourite Bits

Dumbledore turning up at the Dursley’s house.

“I don’t mean to be rude -” he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.

“-yet, sadly, accidental rudness occurs alarmingly often,” Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely. “Best to say nothing at all, my dear man. Ah, and this must be Petunia.”

The Dursley’s reaction when they found out that Harry had been left a house and all of Sirus’ possessions.

Ginny’s hatred towards Phlegm Fleur.

Fred and George’s joke shop!

Why Are You Worrying About You-Know-WHo?

You SHOULD Be Worrying About


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Bits I Forgot About

The Minister’s for Magic meeting with the Muggle Prime Minister when they got appointed. I especially enjoyed the Muggle Prime Minister objecting to Kingsley Shacklebolt being removed from his office, not realising that he was a wizard.

Appartating lessons – lots of people spinning around and not going very far. Except Ernie MacMillan who is pirouetting into the hoop.

Kreacher working in the kitchens with Dobby, and the two of them spying on Malfoy.

Professor Trelawney telling Harry that she missess having him in her lessons because he was a wonderful Object.

Rosmerta being put under the Imperius Curse.


My Favourite Quotes

“Yes,” said Harry stiffly.

“Yes, sir

“There’s no need to call me “sir”, Professor.”


“I’m a teacher!” he roared at Harry. “A teacher , Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door!”

“I’m sorry, sir,” said Harry, emphasising the last word as he stowed his wand inside his robes.

Hagrid looked stunned.

“Since when have yeh called me “sir”?”

“Since when have you called me “Potter”?”


“Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true that you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.”

Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.

“What did you tell her?”

“I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail,” said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. “Much more macho.”

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix by J.K.Rowling


This was one of the first books I every pre-ordered. When this first came out, my parents had to take it out of my room at night after they caught me under the covers reading it with my hidden torch. Because of that, it makes me really sad when people say they hate this book. Once again, I think it’s because they are thinking of the film rather than the book. It is the largest of the series, so there are some wishy-washy bits but it’s defintiely where the series starts getting more intense and interesting.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

My Favourite Bits

Sassy Harry – he’s fully of hormones so can be moody, is incredibly short tempered, but comes out with some wonderfully sassy remarks.

Tonks changing her appearance.

Professor McGonagall’s sassyness, especially towards Umbridge.

‘Hem, hem.’

‘I wonder,’ said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turing on Professor Umbridge, ‘how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.’

Ron trying to do the silencing charm on a frog and poking it in the eye and making it croak louder.

Luna’s Lion hat in support of Gryffindor.

Malfoy’s catchy tune for Ron on the Quidditch pitch. What’s that? You fancy another sing along? Alright then…

Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That’s why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.
Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley will make sure we win
Weasley is our King.
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley is our King.

That they all bumped into Lockhart in St Mungo’s and kept offering them autographs, he wouldn’t take no for an answer – he hadn’t just learnt joined up hand writing for nothing!

The jinx that Hermione put on the DA member’s list.

Fred and George setting off fireworks and the swamp, and Peeves saluting them as they left.

The Order all rounding on Vernon at the end and threatening him.


Bits I Forgot About

Kingsley Shacklebolt being the person in charge of finding Sirius, and feeding the Ministry fake information about his whereabouts.

The twins testing their joke products on themselves, and first years, and ending up with massive pus filled boils on their groins. I especially loved everyone using them in Umbridge’s lessons at the same time when she became Headmistress.

Professor Grubbly-Plank taking over Care of Magical Creatures because Hagrid is still not back from doing something for Dumbledore.  After watching Fantastic Beasts, I especially love that they introduce Nifflers and that Lee keeps putting them into Umbridge’s office.

Hermione making coins where the date changes to match Harry’s coin for the DA meetings, and that she got the idea from the Death Eaters’ marks.

Dobby finding them the Room of Requirement for the DA meetings, and also being the one to warn them about Umbridge finding them.


My Favourite Quotes

‘Yes- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under out window boy?’

‘Listening to the news,’ said Harry in a resigned voice.

His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.

‘Listening to the new? Again?’

‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’ said Harry.


‘…Harry I’ve left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -‘

‘They won’t’ said Harry.

‘-that you’re safe’

‘That’ll just depress them’

‘-and that you’ll see them next summer.’

‘Do I have to?’


‘Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?’

‘Yes,’ said Harry’

‘That you called her a liar?’


‘That you told her that He Who Must Not Be Names is back?’


Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching harry closely. Then she said, ‘Have a biscuit, Potter.’

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K.Rowling


Most people that I speak to say that this is their least favourite, but I think that really they’re think of the film. This book is definitely ways better than the film. It left out so many important and brilliant things, like Winky and the maze (I hold so much fury over how badly they did the maze in the films).

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4)

My Favourite Bits

Fred and George creating new things for Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. I especially loved the Ton-Tongue Toffee they give to Dudley.

Fred and George winding Percy up. Again. Basically, I just forgot how much I love Fred and George in the whole series. Boy is this going to be hard later on.

Malfoy being turned into a ferret.

That the first task takes place on my birthday.

Dobby knitting Harry a pair of socks for Christmas.

‘Dobby is making them himself, sir!’ the elf said happily. ‘He is buying wool out of his wages, sir!’

The left sock was bright red, and had a pattern of broomsticks upon it; the right sock was green, with a pattern of Snitches.

The Weasleys turning up as Harry’s family support for the final task, Molly is such a babe, and Fleur eyeing up Bill.

The maze – as I said earlier they completely slaughtered this in the film. I love that the Blast-ended newts end up in the maze, and I especially love the sphinx.


Bits I Forgot About

How much Hedwig seems to hate Pigwidgeon.

The Weasleys using Flu Powder to get Harry for the Summer. Except the Dursleys covered up the fireplace so the entire family are stuck behind the wall.

Mad-Eye Moody using the Imperius curse on all the students as part of a lesson.

The Veela at the World Cup.

That they meet Sirius in Hogsmede.


My Favourite Quotes

‘Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.’


‘Severus, please fetch me the strongest Truth Potion you possess, and then go down to the kitchens, and bring up the house elf called Winky. Minerva, kindly go down to Hagrid’s house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog to my office, tell him I will be with him shortly, then come back here.’

If either Snape or McGonagall found these instructions peculiar, they hid their confusion.


What are your favourite bits of the book?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K.Rowling


I’m not sure why, but this has always been my favourite book of the series. I just love Buckbeak, Lupin, Hogsmeade, the Marauder’s Map, Sirius… The whole thing, really.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling

My Favourite Bits

The Foreshadowing – The Irish team putting in for seven Firebolts and being the favourites for the World Cup, the Pocket Sneakoscope constantly going off and everyone just thinking it’s broken, Dumbledore saying that Harry has now got a bond with Pettigrew and saying there might be a time where he is very glad he saved his life.

Fred and George winding Percy up about being Head Boy.

It’s because of you, Perce,’ Said George seriously. ‘And there;ll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on the -‘

‘-for Humungous Bighead’ said Fred.

Everyone except Percy and Mrs Weasley snorted into their pudding.

Dumbledore aiming his speech at the Weasley’s and Harry.

The Boggart – the whole thing is just absolutely riddikulus.

How much McGonagall seems to despise Professor Trelawney

Sirius’ letter to Harry. It makes me smile every time.


Bits I Forgot About

How much Crookshanks helps Sirius out, and how much Ron and Hermione fall out because of the cat.

The Hermione gets very emotional and worn down with all her subjects and cries to Hagrid. That she gets so tired that she falls asleep on a pile of books.  Doubt the dementors helped much either.


My Favourite Quotes

‘I’m not going to be murdered,’ Harry said out loud.

‘That’s the spirit, dear,’ said his mirror sleepily.


‘Hermione, I don’t know what’s got into you lately! said Ron astounded.. ‘First you hit Malfoy, then you walk out on Professor Trelawney – ‘


‘…was she making a real prediction?’

Dumbledore looked mildly impressed.

‘Do you know, Harry, I think she might have been,’ he said thoughtfully. ‘ Who’d have thought it? That brings her total of real prediction up to two. I should offer her a pay rise…’


‘Godfather?’ spluttered Uncle Vernon. ‘You haven;t got a godfather!’

‘Yes, I have,’ said Harry brightly. ‘He was my mum and dad’s best friend. He’s a convicted murderer, but he’s broken out of wizard prison and he’s on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though…keep up with my news… check I’m happy…’